" alphabet soup "

 [ "alphabet soup" ]

1: A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin. 

 [ "alphabet soup" ]

2: The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.

 [ "alphabet soup" ]

1: While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".

  * e.g.,  ... I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!! 

 [ "alphabet soup" ]

1: A term that is used as a euphemism to describe someone who has contracted HIV or AIDS. The soup reference comes from the letters found in the alphabet that spell out the names of the variation of the disease (i.e. HIV the virus that causes AIDS).

  * e.g.,  ... Rob: Yo, I jus seen Carl the other day, and dude is mad skinny son. 

 [ "alphabet soup" ]

2: see also; soup, chicken noodle soup

  * e.g.,  ... Jay: Thas that soup man. 

 [ "Alphabet soup" ]

1: That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated. Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)

  * e.g.,  ... Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it. 

 [ "Alphabet Soup" ]

1: A term used to describe a phenomenon in which letters do not form words. Often occurs during major exams

  * e.g.,  ... Noam: dude I failed bio 

 [ "Alphabet Soup" ]

1: The best soup to ever cure the grumbly in my tumbly

  * e.g.,  ... *SLLLUUURRRRPPPP* yum. Now that's good soup 

 [ "Alphabet Soup" ]

1: When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Hey, look at my report card! 

 [ "Alphabet soup" ]

1: The WORST thing to call a Moroccan person.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo you're just a bunch of alphabet soup. 

 [ "Alphabet Soup" ]

1: A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.

  * e.g.,  ... "Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man." 

 [ "Alphabet soup" ]

1: The ever increasing number of 3 letter government agencies. Used commonly by libertarians to describe the bureau of Alcohol, Tobbaco, and Fire (ATF). Other agencies that may be referred to are FBI, CIA, DHS, CDC, NSA, DEA, and many more.

  * e.g.,  ... “Yesterday I filled my sprinkler system with gasoline for when the alphabet soup comes knocking. Time to go storm the capitol!”